September 16, 2003

War! Congratulations!

Well, Ethel finally "updated" my link on his blogroll. He did not change the URL. Instead he decided to call me "Earl." This is obviously a thinly veiled death threat...he wants to wrap me in a tarp!

I will not be bullied.

In unrelated news, I am going to begin a new daily feature...poorly photoshopped evidence of Ethel's various activities. This feature will continue until my link is properly updated. The URL, that is...he can call me whatever he wants.

There is happy news out of Florida today. In a surprise move, Ethel got married. Congratulations!

Wedding photo


Posted by Jennifer at September 16, 2003 07:01 AM
Comments

Yeah, you need a drink-warning on that one.

Posted by: Your Dad...maybe. at September 16, 2003 08:45 AM

Stop being my dad. It's creeping me out.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 16, 2003 08:47 AM

Yeah, Mom, you tell him!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 16, 2003 08:53 AM

That's just nasty! Now I have to stick a pencil in my ear to erase the image.

Posted by: Harvey Olson at September 16, 2003 09:01 AM

He looks excited for the wedding night.

Posted by: Jeff at September 16, 2003 09:37 AM

Sorry! I should be back to being Victor, now.

Posted by: victor at September 16, 2003 10:05 AM

Earl, that's the best Ethel photo yet! You get better and better at the photoshop thing! I mean, photography!

Posted by: Susie at September 16, 2003 10:14 AM

You altered that photo? It looks exactly like I always thought it would be.

Posted by: Ted at September 16, 2003 10:32 AM

Susie should be warned. As Axis Director of Counter-Intelligence, I'm keeping an eye on her... Earl should be referred to as Jennifer

Posted by: Daniel at September 16, 2003 11:36 AM

Daniel, I am loyal to both Jennifer AND Frank. Deal with it!

Posted by: Susie at September 16, 2003 11:38 AM

Daniel, I am loyal to both Earl AND Ethel....
Daniel, I am loyal to both Jennifer AND Ethel...
Daniel, I am loyal to both Earl AND Frank...

Ok, I think I've got it covered now....

Posted by: Susie at September 16, 2003 11:40 AM

Earl & Ethel sounds like a bad vaudeville act from the 20's

Posted by: Pete at September 16, 2003 12:03 PM

I'm. Trying. Trying not to laugh out loud at work. Failing.

hln

Posted by: hln at September 16, 2003 04:28 PM

Helen looks pretty spry. She must have secretly guzzled a puppy shake or two before the ceremony.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at September 16, 2003 05:29 PM

Look! Bob is back! Hurrah!

And thanks, Daniel. Keep an eye on her.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 16, 2003 05:31 PM


Jew