October 14, 2003

To the fan on the 3rd base line

We all hate you. You will be the scapegoat forever if the Cubs don't make it to the Series. Jackass.

Oh yeah, and we all hate you.

***Update: We still hate you. But we won't lynch you.

The Cubs need to shake it off and come back fighting in Game 7. Go Cubs!!!

Posted by Jennifer at October 14, 2003 09:40 PM


Watching the game at the bar, I wasn't going to lynch him. Then I got home and watched Baseball Tonight. I don't care what Harold Reynolds says, the numbnut reached over the wall.

The only reason I don't put his picture up on my blog is that Blog-City is down. By the time it gets back up, (sometime tomorrow, I'm sure) I'll have calmed down. Maybe.

Kerry's going tomorrow. Everybody start practicing how to say, "The Cubs win the pennant!"

Posted by: Tom the Friendly Ghost at October 14, 2003 11:02 PM

May I just add, I hope that alleged Cubs fan develops a case of hemmoroids that makes it impossible to sit anywhere for the rest of his life, particularly Wrigley Field.

Oh, and I hate him.

Posted by: Susie at October 14, 2003 11:46 PM

I just want to clarify that we here at Jennifer's History and Stuff do not advocate violence against idiot baseball fans. Or Don Zimmer.

Oh, but we still hate that guy.

Posted by: Jennifer at October 15, 2003 12:03 AM

Hey! Lay off Don Zimmer. You can hate him when the Yankees win the series.

BTW, I hate that guy too. Jackass.

Posted by: Bill at October 15, 2003 10:33 AM

No Goat Zone graphic available at SR if you want it

Posted by: Wind Rider at October 15, 2003 06:43 PM