Get a loaf of King's Hawaiian Bread (usually in the deli section of stores).
Open the bag and take it out. Tear out the middle so you have a bread bowl,
and then tear up the remaining bread into bite-sized pieces.

In another bowl, cream together:
1 cup mayonnaise
1 cup sour cream
2 large packages cream cheese
Use a wooden or metal spoon, because you'll snap off a plastic spatula.

Add:
1 can water chestnuts (chopped finely or to taste). These are
for texture purposes and can be left out.
1 package frozen chopped spinach (thawed, drained, uncooked)

Once that is well mixed, begin to add garlic powder (not salt!). Add
some more. Now add a bit more. Mix well and add some more. At a certain
point the flavour will jump out at you. Add just a dash more, then mix
well. Pour the mixture into the bread bowl and chill.

This is always one of the first things to disappear at a party. Print up
copies of the recipe, too. My mom adds the chopped green stems from those
scallion onion things, but I think it makes it too hot.

Option: Leave out the garlic powder, spinach and water chestnuts and
instead add pineapple chunks.

Don't tell anyone, Pete, but you're my favorite.
;-)

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