November 17, 2003

*Ask Jen

Daniel writes, "In furlongs per hour, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Damnit, Daniel, I told you to stop sending me complicated math questions. If you had asked the mass of the wood he could chuck in an hour, I would have been able to answer your question, but I'm not going to spend my time converting that into furlongs. I have things to do. Look it up on Google or something.

Alan asks, "Where did the democratic pres candidates go to college?"

In the interests of time, I'll assume you mean this/next year's "major" candidates...
LIEBERMAN--B.A., Yale University, 1964. J.D., Yale University Law School, 1967.
DEAN--B.S., Yale University, 1971. M.D., Albert Einstein College of Medicine, 1978.
GEPHARDT--B.S., Northwestern University, 1962. J.D., University of Michigan, 1965. (Ed. note: Whoo! Big Ten!)
KERRY--B.A., Yale University, 1966. J.D., Boston College, 1976.
EDWARDS--B.S., North Carolina State University, 1974. J.D., University of North Carolina, 1977.
SHARPTON--Attended Brooklyn College, 1973-75.
CLARK--B.S., US Military Academy at West Point, 1966 (graduated first in his class). M.A., Rhodes Scholar, Oxford University, 1968.
BRAUN--B.A., University of Illinois, 1969. J.D., University of Chicago, 1972.
KUCINICH--Attended Cleveland State University, 1967-70. B.A. & M.A., Case Western Reserve University, 1973.

Did I miss anyone?

Do you have a question for me? You can e-mail it. If I know the answer, I'll answer it. If I don't, I might make something up.

Posted by Jennifer at November 17, 2003 04:55 PM


There is something about seeing the BS in front of Clarks name that makes it all clear now ...

Posted by: Pete at November 17, 2003 08:07 PM

The answer to Daniel's question is... much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Posted by: Tracey at November 18, 2003 03:50 PM