December 14, 2003
Saddam: The Truth
I have friends. Some of them are in High Places. And at risk of alienating some of them, I'm going to tell you the truth about this whole Saddam Hussein thing.
When it became clear that the Bush Administration wasn't going to be able to capture Osama bin Laden, they needed a distraction. Enter Iraq.
The Bush Administration weaved a web of lies that transferred Americans' rage against bin Laden to rage against Saddam Hussein. Someone, anyone, had to pay for 9-11.
This Administration had to make certain that their new target would be brought to "justice" and set out to do just that. Before the first missile strike, special forces kidnapped Saddam Hussein.
That's right: we've had him ALL THIS TIME. Why do you think the press has been kept out of Guantanamo? The shock and awe? A big fireworks show.
Now, before you write me, please go here to learn more of the truth.
Kind of a weak attempt, but I couldn't keep it up. :-)
Posted by Jennifer at December 14, 2003 03:10 PMYep, my friends in high places (well, see seem to be high all the time, anyway) say the same thing. The shock and awe bombings were done on the same soundstage where the Moon landing was filmed.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at December 14, 2003 10:49 PMI heard he and Elvis are in a Swiss clinic, trying to have a love child. Walt Disney's frozen head is supervising and providing doorstop service.
Posted by: LeeAnn at December 15, 2003 02:11 PMYou forgot that we needed to steal all of the oooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiillllllllll!!
Posted by: Pete at December 15, 2003 04:25 PM
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