January 09, 2004

Ask Jen Pete

Victor follows up the Teflon question by wondering: “if there was time when massive herds of cows roamed the earth”

After days of scouring the Internet my crack research team was unable to find anything on this topic. There were even muttered comments about sniffing to much Elmer’s glue or something to that effect. Failing that in the future they would appreciate Victor sharing whatever it is that he is smoking when thinking up these questions.

Reader Milots recently asked the following of Jen, “I guess you are a woman? Did you ever pop a balloon and how did you pop it.”

Answering this one is a bit tricky. While I am pretty sure that Jen is, in fact, a woman, I am not. I could go into a rant about being a woman who is trapped in a man’s body and I don’t know it because she is a lesbian, but I’ll pass. Although I will admit to feeling far safer on a girl’s bike. But where was I? Right the balloon-popping question. I will take a stab and say, yes, that she has popped a balloon. Knowing Jen like I do, and boy do I know Jen (wink wink, nudge nudge say no more), I would say that she generally uses her nails to do it. Unless she was in one of “those” moods and then she might use…never mind. This is a family blog. Well I hope that helps you. Please free to comment if you’d like more info.

Posted by Pete at January 9, 2004 07:18 PM


Jen doesn't strike me as a "nails" kinda gal. I'm betting she pops balloons with matches.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at January 9, 2004 11:16 PM

Nail gun, I think. Not fingernails.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 10, 2004 07:03 AM

You know, I like it better when Jen answers the questions.

Posted by: Victor at January 12, 2004 08:27 PM