January 28, 2004

Quote of the Day

Political quote of the day...

The Secret Service is under orders that if Bush is shot, to shoot Quayle.
-John Kerry, repeating a popular joke in 1988

Random quote of the day...

I'm all for Lawrence Welk. Lawrence Welk is a wonderful man. He used to be or was, or wherever he is now, bless him.
-George Bush the senior

Posted by Jennifer at January 28, 2004 12:00 AM