March 22, 2004

Quotes of the Day

"Americans are people who laugh at African witch doctors and spend 100 million dollars on fake reducing systems." -L.L. Levinson
"I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties." -Linda Ellerbee
Posted by Jennifer at March 22, 2004 08:00 AM


Because neckties are actually pretty cool. I mean, look at where they point...

Posted by: Harvey at March 22, 2004 09:18 AM

I told the witch doctor I'm so in love with you.
My friend the witch doctor he told me what to do.
He said "Forget it, bub, she ain't your type."

Posted by: triticale at March 22, 2004 07:25 PM