March 11, 2004
Nightmares
I've been having some peculiar dreams lately...blame medicine, stress, whatever.
For the most part, they're just odd. But last night, things took a turn for the worse. Terrifying, I tell you.
What brought this on, I'm not sure. It's probably a friend's fault. I'm having dinner with him tonight, and he used to be a football player, so that must be the connection.
You see, I dreamt about the Packers. As a Bears fan, that is unsettling in and of itself. But that's not even the worst of it.
I was hitting on one of them! Like that would ever happen! And Brett Favre (who was not the one I was hitting on) had the hots for me! Which is obviously more realistic.
But then...get THIS...Brett Favre KISSED me! He's married! And he's a freaking PACKER! (shudder)
The worst part is, Brett Favre is not a bad kisser.
Why, Lord, why can't I dream about, say, Troy Aikman?
;-)
Geez, I wish the dreams I've been having while getting ready to move to France were that benign...
:-P
Posted by: Jack at March 11, 2004 07:14 PMARMCHAIR ANALYSIS:
1) You liked being kissed by Bret Favre exactly because he is married. My single buddies and I, years ago, used to wear rings on certain nights out just to see if it made a difference. Yeesh, some of you gals are competeing with each other like we never imagined!!!
2) Maybe it's a "forbidden fruit" thang.
:)
mmmmm... Brett Favre.
You know, you could do a LOT worse than Brett.
Posted by: Trey Givens at March 14, 2004 04:44 PM
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