Dang, you've got me beat!!! I only have a single opposum to my credit...

I've only got one racoon to my name. Not for lack of trying on the part of numerous suicidal deer, though.

Knock on wood, though, I've yet to Kevorkian my first Bambi.

The squirrels strip the leafs off the white oak trees to make their nests, killing the trees one branch at a time. The porcupines strip all the bark off pine trees, killing the whole thing in one shot. The sapsuckers drill hundreds of tiny holes all around the birch trees, killing them over a season. And finally, in less than three days, the bud worms got the spruce and balsams I planted last year.

The timid woodland creatures are destroying the natural beauty around my place. The gummint should do something. Like publish a wildlife barbeque guide or something.

Note: Porcupines are easy to catch, but difficult to pick up. And I had nothing to do with their relocation .... or the dead squirrels near the road.

My only confirmed kills are insects. Tons of insects.

I injured a kangaroo. That's gotta count. Of course the car came of even worse.

Couple of birds, one skunk (NEVER hit a skunk in the summer time), a few squirrels. Had a dog run into the side of my car one day on the highways of America. He had made it across 4 lanes of heavy traffic but ran out of luck on my back fender. Hitting birds are the best. Big explosion of feathers in the rear view mirror.

Only one squirrel. One near-miss with a deer, and one more near-miss of a skunk, thank God.