April 20, 2004

I'll Give You a Topic

If you had a third eye, where would you put it?

Discuss.

Posted by Jennifer at April 20, 2004 08:21 AM

Comments

Back of my head. Just like mom.

Posted by: Pietro at April 20, 2004 08:33 AM

Right in the middle of my forehead. Then I could walk up to the Buddhists and say "Dude, you are so doing it all wrong. It's all about the weed, man. The weed." That way the Buddhists would join the Rastafarians in fighting for the decriminalization of marijuana.

I am so freaking clever.

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2004 08:40 AM

"If"?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 20, 2004 09:27 AM

just above me arse, so i could see people's expressions when i moon them. That or 7 feet in front of me, so i could see what's coming when driving in France, or in the mountains of my beloved NC.

Posted by: tommy at April 20, 2004 09:58 AM

For practicality, back of the head would be clearly best. Just above the arse does have a certain piquance, however. Or perhaps at the end of the privy appendage?

Posted by: John Cunningham at April 20, 2004 10:49 AM

I can't imagine 'putting' it anywhere. I imagine it is right where it was the laast time I saw it - Angeles City, Republic of the Phillipines.

Posted by: Wind Rider at April 20, 2004 03:17 PM

I would put it some place safe and not near my arse because I hate getting poked in the eye.

What?

Posted by: Trey Givens at April 20, 2004 07:30 PM

Trey, I'm not sure if that's LOL or too much information. Both, probably.

I'd put it on Jennifer Lopez.

Posted by: Simon at April 21, 2004 12:03 AM

I think it would go best in Jennifer Love Hewitt's shower, since you ask.

Posted by: Linus at April 21, 2004 02:04 PM

I'd have mine on my back. An eye on the back of my head would fuck up my hair. Dontcha think?

Posted by: maura at April 21, 2004 06:03 PM

In Heather Graham's Bedroom...

Posted by: J. Fielek at April 22, 2004 01:25 PM

Wouldn't it be scary if it was on Nelly Furtado's uvula? I imagine she has a big dangly one. It creeps me out a little.

Posted by: Trey Givens at April 22, 2004 09:24 PM


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