April 21, 2004

I'll Give You a Topic...

If you were executed, what would be your last words?


Posted by Jennifer at April 21, 2004 10:40 AM


well mother said i should try new things

Posted by: Corey at April 21, 2004 10:44 AM

Guess it's depends on who is doing the executing. Got to admire the Italian guy from last week.

Posted by: Pete at April 21, 2004 10:55 AM


::and while jayme is thinking of what to say as his "last words" he is ecxicuted::

dammit I get screwed again!

Posted by: Jayme at April 21, 2004 11:27 AM

"Damn, now I'll NEVER find out what Jen looks like!"

Posted by: Wind Rider at April 21, 2004 02:21 PM

If I'm getting the electric chair: "Hold your own damn roast!"

Posted by: Ted at April 21, 2004 03:40 PM

"I suppose you're all wondering why I asked you here today...?"
or the first chapter of "1001 Nights".
Or both.

Posted by: Nathan at April 21, 2004 07:18 PM

"That's it, I'm outta here."

Or, just to mess with the executioner:
"Well, looks I'm gonna miss this week's episode of The Simpsons. Would you tape it for me?"

Posted by: Tuning Spork at April 21, 2004 07:23 PM

Well since I can't go to heaven and Hell is afraid of me, where shall I go?

Posted by: Mookie at April 21, 2004 08:03 PM

"You'll be sssooooorrryyyyy..."

Posted by: Trey Givens at April 21, 2004 08:09 PM

a or A
n. pl. a's or A's also as or As

1. The first letter of the modern English alphabet.
2. Any of the speech sounds represented by the letter a.
3. The first in a series.
4. Something shaped like the letter A.
5. A The best or highest in quality or rank: grade A milk.
6. Music.
a. The sixth tone in the scale of C major or the first tone in the relative minor scale.
b. A key or scale in which A is the tonic.
c. A written or printed note representing this tone.
d. A string, key, or pipe tuned to the pitch of this tone.
7. A One of the four major blood groups in the ABO system. Individuals with this blood group have the A antigen on the surface of their red blood cells, and the anti-B antibody in their blood serum.


1. Used before nouns and noun phrases that denote a single but unspecified person or thing: a region; a person.
2. Used before terms, such as few or many, that denote number, amount, quantity, or degree: only a few of the voters; a bit more rest; a little excited.
a. Used before a proper name to denote a type or a member of a class: the wisdom of a Socrates.
b. Used before a mass noun to indicate a single type or example: a dry wine.
4. The same: birds of a feather.
5. Any: not a drop to drink.


1. Bible. Acts of the Apostles.
2. Alcoholics Anonymous.
3. antiaircraft.
4. Associate in Arts.

a·a or a'a

Lava having a rough surface.


Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 22, 2004 02:31 AM

At last, an end to human drivel.

Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2004 11:53 AM

At last! No more Al Gore speeches!

Is that bullet tax-deductible?

I guess my mother was right...

Posted by: J. Fielek at April 22, 2004 01:23 PM


::long pause::

Ok, go...

no, no, no, just ki::head flies off::

(or somethign like that)

Posted by: Freshy at April 22, 2004 06:40 PM

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Posted by: Eric at April 24, 2004 01:34 PM

"It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man..."

Posted by: triticale at April 28, 2004 09:53 AM