May 21, 2004

*You Asked, Jayme Answers

Jayme has answered your questions! (And incidentally, Jayme, you are wrong in assuming no one sent in questions for you.)

I want to first of all thank jen for not only making
this possible...but making all the questions..because
God knows noone sent any in.

When and why did you start blogging?

About 3 years ago. I wanted to get info across to
people, and I at the time(and still) my parents never
listened to anything I said, so I thought blogging
would help. It was either crack or blogging. My
parents always said "Jayme that's fucked up" Now I get
random people to say it.

How did you first learn about blogs?

3 years ago. I was at a bar and......wait different
learning experience. Ummm...3 years ago. I found a
site called It looked cool, and like drugs,
everyone was doing it.

Do any bloggers influence you?

Jen, because she publishing this. Actually I
really enjoy her blog. Also Moxie, I love her style
and the fact that a hot blonde has so much knowledge.
And of course Frank J., who set me on the path I am

Where are you from?

Hell...actually I am from Jamaica. Though I am white,
I am still from Jamaica...yes the island.

Describe yourself in five words.


What do you have planned for the future?

I dunno yet. I am only 16 so staying alive in this
crazy country and world is hard enough. The antichrist
will probably show up and screw all my plans up

Who is the single most important person in your life and why?

I don't have many important people in my life.

Most people would say you parents or God. Well I just
mentioned their thats good enough. But the
person most important now is my girlfriend. She sees
things just like me, and well is my true love.

If you were granted one wish, what would it be?

*(#@%%@!$$$# then I would ^%$#@!$%%$ with @$$$#@
(This has been censored for the younger readers.)
Honestly, nothing. God forbid people like me...

You can spend one night alone with any one person you wish--who is it?

Moxie...for sure. I would say Jen, but she'd blow me
off, even in my own fantasy...shessh.

If you had to assassinate one person, who would it
be and how would you do it?

Michael Bolton...I'd play him his own music. Better
yet, I get a drunk office worker(at Jen's work) to
sign it after a few drinks.

What (if anything) would you change about yourself?

Not sure. When you see me on Mtv's "I want a famous
face" then all your questions will be answered.

Name your five favorite movies.

Cool runnings
office space
Tommy Boy
Green Mile
Is the Paris Hilton video really a movie? If so then
...replace that with green mile.

Name your five favorite musical artists.

Bob Marley
Simon and Garfunkle
The doors
Jimmi Hendrix
Beastie Boys

Chocolate or vanilla?

Vanilla.....wait chocolate....if I say vanilla Jesse
Jackson is going to gun me down...well... Fine, I'll
just say vanilla.

You can hijack one blog. Whose do you take and what
do you do with it?

Glen Reynolds. Use it to make a complete Alliance take
over. Force all Glen Reynolds readers to join the
alliance...or becomes a Michael
Bolton fan site..(blog)

Would you rather have the Vulcan death grip or Jedi
mind power?

Mind find out who the hell asked that
question. What type of question is that?

Thanks to jen for all the great help. Thanks to noone
for reading or posting questions.

Posted by Jennifer at May 21, 2004 08:48 AM


Jayme - that last one was a trick question. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a Vulcan death grip. It was just a trick to fool the Romulans so Kirk could steal their cloaking device.

No, I am not a nerd. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Harvey at May 21, 2004 09:31 AM

I knew it! Jen you set me up!

Posted by: jayme at May 21, 2004 10:03 AM

I must say your one hell of a chick! Love you frame of mind...

Posted by: David A. D at May 22, 2004 03:38 PM

if you are talking to jen...I agree. ig you are talking to me...that really sucks because I am GUY. HA. So if I am a hell of a chic..I must be a really shitty guy?

Posted by: Jayme at May 23, 2004 09:17 AM

So if I am a hell of a chic..I must be a really shitty guy?
no. I think it just means you've been nominated as a backup for one of the Fab Five.

Posted by: shank at June 4, 2004 08:42 AM

Ah.......I always get the shitty part of the deal.

Posted by: Jayme at June 5, 2004 12:25 PM

lol of course u do jayme. lol. jus kiddin

Posted by: Nik at June 7, 2004 05:54 PM

Whats wrong with being the backup for the Fab Five?

Posted by: Frank at June 10, 2004 11:03 AM

I guess nothing....wait..I can say I am gay so then Jen will think I am not..nvm...

Posted by: Jayme at June 10, 2004 02:05 PM

What the f*#ck are you trying to say, Jayme, your fantasy is with Jen hmmm....maybe I should rethink our freakin relationship! Anywayz when you had this interveiw I wasn't your girlfriend so now I am really hopeing that I am the love of your life right now. And yes......i know you make mistakes, but this was too much for me to take! This is cuz i love you more than you can imagine!!!!!!
==>Deena Kay

Posted by: Deena Kay at July 15, 2004 01:43 PM

part of being a writer like me is the fact you make alot of shit up.

Posted by: Jayme at July 17, 2004 11:57 AM

boo, look at that jayme, i just pop up on ur site like a straight man's penis at hooters...yeah, neways, was thinkin u cood hellp my owt with meye spelleeng, lol, if ya need someone to edit your site, IM me. o, is P still typin on here? hm. we'll see, we'll hunt down that bastard and take over the world. aaaaahhhh, ok, im out. peace

Posted by: teh garrett (sp. jamye?) at July 25, 2004 11:24 PM