June 01, 2004
It Could Save Your Life Someday
If someone calls for a co-worker while they are in the bathroom, do not yell the caller's question into the bathroom.
Nothing. Is. That. Important.
Put the caller on hold.
For the love of God.
Like I said, this might save your life someday.
Posted by Jennifer at June 1, 2004 01:16 PMAs difficult as it is from me to refrain, I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not ask...
I agree, but I feel it's also important to tell the caller that so and so is "in the library" or "on the throne."
Of course, I hold back that information from so and so when I relay the message.
I find that this type of thing really combats my stress level.
Posted by: Paul at June 1, 2004 01:29 PMSeriously, though, it's not a club on Saturday night. I'm not going to have a freaking conversation with a co-worker while I'm going to the bathroom. I barely like her and I'm uncomfortable with that level of familiarity.
Posted by: Jennifer at June 1, 2004 01:32 PMYou have conversations while using bathroom in clubs on Saturday night??? I don't know about that Jen...
Posted by: Daniel at June 1, 2004 02:14 PMHow many ladies' rooms have you hung out in, Daniel?
Posted by: Jennifer at June 1, 2004 02:18 PMTake the fifth, Daniel! Take.The.Fifth!!!
Posted by: Wind Rider at June 1, 2004 03:27 PMMy usual response is "She'll be with you in a moment".
But some idiot pressed it way too hard one day and I actally said:
"She'd just like to clear her asshole first before she deals to another one..."
I'd give real money to show you his face...
Posted by: Tuning Spork at June 1, 2004 11:33 PMoopsie. to = with :)
Posted by: Tuning Spork at June 1, 2004 11:35 PM"She'd just like to clear her own asshole first before she has to deal with another one..."
Yeh... that's what I said...
Posted by: Tuning Spork at June 1, 2004 11:49 PMChrist, I'm drunk. But I've got vitamins!!!
:D
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