June 29, 2004

Stating the Obvious

Barbie has a new boyfriend. She ditched American Ken for Australian Blaine.

Guess Ken wouldn't go down under.

Posted by Jennifer at June 29, 2004 10:39 AM | TrackBack
Comments

So much for the 'Ken is a freak!' theory

Posted by: Wind Rider at June 29, 2004 11:14 AM

About time!!!

Posted by: Rachel Ann at June 29, 2004 11:45 AM

Actually, Ken got fired for pushing this lawsuit

Posted by: Wind Rider at June 29, 2004 11:54 AM

...left my wallet in El Segundo...

Posted by: Jennifer at June 29, 2004 11:59 AM

So, lemme get this straight.

Ken, after having supported her--not with cash, but with patience, understanding and encouragement--while she pursued her career and became a success the likes of which Madonna wouldn't imagine in her wildest dreams, dumps the guy like a bad habit (or not) for a blow-dried, significantly younger boy-toy with killer abs and a funny accent.

She's a bitch with a capital "C."

Posted by: Victor at June 29, 2004 12:43 PM

Victor - rumor has it that the real reason for the breakup is that Barbie caught Ken in bed with her little sister, Skipper.

Just a rumor...

Posted by: Harvey at June 30, 2004 09:23 AM

His name is Blaine? That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

Posted by: Rob @ L&R at July 1, 2004 01:52 PM
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