November 10, 2004

American Women Suck, Part Deux

In the comments to this throwaway post, my new friend Glenn left the following comments:

You moronic men keep thinking American women are "fairer" sex, as they curse like sailors. And "weaker" as they drown thier 5 children in bathtubs. You CAN beleive they are more manipulative and calculating as they rake your mindless rump over the coals in divorce court. Remember, the numbers dont lie. And the numbers say the divorce rate is speeding towards 70%, and 2 out of 3 divorces are initiated guessed it...the western female! Now bend over and be a good little gelding slave, buy that ring. And pay the price. Or, for those with a brain, go to Russia or South America and find a real woman that is worthy of marriage. Toss the western females in the trash with the rest of the garbage.

Feel better now, pigeon? (Oh, and you may want to review the "i before e" rule from your English as a second language course.)

Anyway, in my own defense, I don't swear that fucking much and I've never drowned anyone. I don't even have kids. Anymore.

But seriously, all the divorces I am close enough to know such things have been initiated by the wife*, including two marriages over 25 years in length. The whole thing is rather depressing, really, and one of the reasons I have been (perhaps overly) cautious in the commitment department myself at times.

* But one was battered, so we'll consider that one fully justified.

Posted by Jennifer at November 10, 2004 06:02 PM


Okay, I'm sorry... but drowning children is a show of strength??? Seems like a weakness to me.

Posted by: Daniel at November 11, 2004 06:59 AM

Yeah, drowning kids? Geeze. You can get good money for them!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 12, 2004 07:43 AM

Its great to know the tried and true Ameriskank ploy of "ignore the substance, attack the syntax" is alive and well. I could not have scripted this any better. *golf clap*
If only the rest of life was as easy as copy/pasting other peoples thoughts into Word, youd rule the world!
And you even bit the classic "ESL" hook, too. Because, of course, simply EVEYRONE overseas teaches English, dontcha know. *slow nodding*
Fantastic! How often do you drones get together to compare notes? Or is there a crib sheet? The talking points are well rehersed, but they get pretty boring after a few years. So sorry.
Anyhow, be assured Ill leave you plenty of tidbits from here on out, k?
As for the drowning kids issue, what the mind-numbed fail to grasp (to my never ending amusement) is that such things not only happen, but are hardly shocking these days.
"Oh, she stuffed her two kids in the back of a car, rolled the car into a lake drowning the kids, then claimed she was +abused+?"
Oh, this is CLEARLY the fault of [add random male figure here]. Shes is obviously oppressed and/or having her period. Probably that darned glass wait...cieling.


Silly western females, you do my job for me, I swear. Dont ever change!


Posted by: Glenn at November 18, 2004 10:13 PM

Glenn, sorry if I gave you the impression I actually care what you think of me. If you want to leave me "plenty of tidbits", knock yourself out. I haven't had my own troll in awhile...just make sure to be marginally amusing or interesting so I don't get tired of you. (And the ESL remark was meant to be ironic, since your IP address places you in the Eastern Time Zone.)

Posted by: Jennifer at November 19, 2004 08:14 AM

Care so little that you take the time to neotrace me? sweet.

Good thing your too ignorant to realize you are, have been, and shall ever be nothing more then a notch on someones literal or virtual bedpost.

Dont worry though, if your lucky, you may someday learn to hate men almost as much as you hate yourself.


Posted by: Glenn at November 20, 2004 06:10 AM

Nah, all I have to do is look at my sitemeter. No looking anything up. But thanks for playing.

Posted by: Jennifer at November 20, 2004 06:15 AM