January 11, 2005

I'll Give You a Topic...

If you went to a beach and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stick around? Would you go nude?

Posted by Jennifer at January 11, 2005 09:10 AM


A friend of mine went to Key West last year and stumbled accross a clothing optional beach. I asked her if she saw any "non-jewish" guys there.

I personally would leave. Thats just a little too much nature for my taste.

Posted by: Jeff at January 11, 2005 10:05 AM

[Joey enters the girls' apartment wearing all of Chandler's clothes.]

Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!

From: The One Where No One's Ready, a.k.a The One With The Glass of Fat.

Posted by: Todd at January 11, 2005 11:38 AM

Chances are, I would be at the beach with a couple of good friends. That being the case, we would probably talk eachother into going naked. Deep down, however, I would be overly concerned with sunburning my netheregions. Well, that and the blinding whiteness(really, I live at the beach, so I spend a lot of time in the sun, which only makes thine ass look whiter) of my rear. Ahem: my incredibly toned, aesthenticaly pleasing; yet hopelessly porcelein, rear.

Posted by: shank at January 11, 2005 01:08 PM

Out of respect for the other fellows I'd keep The King encumbered.

Seriously though, I'd stay. I might or might not strip depending on who I was with. We frequented Black's Beach when I was living in Cali and it really isn't a big deal.

Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2005 01:36 PM

Only if you did first, babe.

Posted by: Kin at January 11, 2005 02:22 PM

I'd leave. I will say, once I went walking on a beach and made it about 1/2 mile or so and realized I was walking along the waterline of a n-ude beach. I could never look up towards the dunes for fear people thought the very clothed me was staring. Actually, it was a gay man's beach. And I wear glasses, which I did NOT have on, so it took me awhile to realize that nobody was wearing clothes...

Wow. I had forgotten all about that...

Posted by: Boudicca at January 11, 2005 10:14 PM

It's actually a lot like being naked in the locker room of your local health club. Since being naked is "normal" in that situation, it doesn't take too long to acclimate.

There's also less staring than you'd think, since after the first look, the mystery is over.

Posted by: Harvey at January 12, 2005 12:09 AM

To avoid the many lawsuits that would result from the spontaneous blindness inflicted by my unclothed body, I'd have to leave immediately. Heh.

Posted by: Momotrips at January 12, 2005 09:32 AM

I'd just figure that somewhere there would be an old German tourist that would look worse than me and go for it (can you tell I lived in Italy?)

Posted by: Steff W at January 12, 2005 09:48 PM