January 28, 2005

*I'll Give You a Topic...

Farting: a natural bodily function that is barely worth mentioning, or hysterically funny?

Posted by Jennifer at January 28, 2005 09:00 AM


Hysterically funny. Anything having to do with the anus (with the exception of fistulas) is hillarious.

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2005 09:41 AM

I was in Target yesterday and saw a parody of an AC/DC concert t-shirt.

"For those about to Fart - we salute you."

Funny.as.s***. Also a natural bodily function, ergo, naturally funny.

Posted by: Todd at January 28, 2005 10:38 AM

Farting is one of the funniest things ever. I've threatened Fred with the Dutch Oven, but he's sworn that he will kill me.

Still, it's awfully tempting.

Posted by: Keith at January 28, 2005 12:03 PM

Did You Know?
Farting is nature's own form of stand-up comedy. In the eras before microphones, oratory, and political satire, the only thing man had to laugh about was his ability to fart. Where do you think the 'volcano fart' came from? Obviously, some caveman got so bored that he tried farting in various positions. Much to the amusement of he and his friends, he discovered the volcano fart and it has been passed down through history.

Posted by: shank at January 28, 2005 12:14 PM

Slow news day, Jen? :)

Posted by: Rev. Mike at January 28, 2005 12:37 PM

When you're telling the story about how you emptied out a jam-packed subway car on the fourth of July with a single SBD, it's absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: Victor at January 29, 2005 04:57 PM