March 18, 2005
Cunning Linguists
Paul has decided to start using "MoFo" on a regular basis.
I've started that with "bitch"...everything's funnier with "bitch" at the end of it.
"Why, no, I don't know how fast I was going...bitch."
"Thanks for picking up that book I wanted...bitch."
"I'm so glad you finally answered your 'lost' interview questions...bitch."
Posted by Jennifer at March 18, 2005 04:51 PMHey!
Posted by: Daniel at March 19, 2005 11:14 AMHmmm.
"That's one small step for a man and one giant leap for mankind...bitch."
Hey, that IS funnier! :D
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 19, 2005 11:24 AM"And I? I took the road less travelled...bitch."
Hot damn, that really does work!
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2005 12:26 PMLet's try a JDB quote: "Go ahead on...bitch."
Hmmm...not bad...
Howzabout "The Prisoner": "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered...bitch!"
Dang!
Darth Vader: "I am your father...bitch!"
It's uncanny, and a bitch (ha!) of a lot more fun than adding "...in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes...bitch!
Posted by: Victor at March 21, 2005 01:22 PMWho the hell is JDB...bitch?
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 21, 2005 09:32 PMAnd my favorite from Albert Einstein:
"The steady passage of time is a meer illusion, albiet a persistant one...bitch."
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 21, 2005 09:37 PMDon't you worship at the alter of Joe Don Baker... bitch?
Posted by: Ted at March 21, 2005 09:38 PMI keep seeing his here and there but I have no idea who he is...biotch. (Just bein' solid wit d'homies...)
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 22, 2005 08:02 PMi'm don the snake baker;but you can call me joe don baker
Posted by: joe don baker at March 23, 2005 09:39 AMall shall worship at the alter of jake the snake baker when i die.but for now all you bitches get on your knees and worship at the alter of joe don baker.............bitch do what i say not as i do Bitch
Posted by: joe don baker at March 23, 2005 09:46 AM
Jew