Kin's Bill

Former blogger "Kin" of Kin's Kouch fame, submitted his bill:

Invoice:

For services rendered: $1024.87
Incidental expenses: $ 239.42
Lunch: $ 73.00
Sub-total: $1337.29
Tax: $ 0.00
Total due: $1337.29

You have 30 days from recipt of this invoice to make full payment.

Happy Bill Week!

Well, no accountant worth her salt would approve such an invoice. So I asked for itemization:

For services rendered: 1) Inappropriate jokes: $200@ quantity 5 total cost $1000 2) Creative use of processed cheese products: $24.75 3) Being damn cool in the face of overwhelming proof to the contrary: $0.12 Total: $1024.87

Incidental expenses:
1) Monthly subscribtion to Hot, Shaved, Teen Babes: $14.99@month 6
months (For research purposes) Total $79.94
2) Processed cheese products: $57.63
3) Kleenex (for use in conjuction with item 1): $101.85

Additional charge of $3.50 will be added onto total for itemization.
Your new balance is $1340.79.
Thank you for your continuing business.

Yes, sir, it's Bill Week!

Posted by Jennifer at June 15, 2005 09:00 AM