June 29, 2005

Quotes For This Wednesday

"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger."

-Fernand Mery




"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."

-Nan Porter




"If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave."

-Theophile Gautier




"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this."

-Author Unknown


Posted by Jennifer at June 29, 2005 07:00 AM | TrackBack

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"Where Man is.. Cat goes"

Posted by: LarryConley at June 29, 2005 07:21 AM

"Cats are worthless."
-Me, after the goddamn bastard of an animal threw up in my dresser drawer.
"Cats, it's what's for dinner."
-Me, after the worthless feline threw up on the guestroom bed.
"Cats are wonderufl animals."
-Me, on the fifteenth day of the cat's new 'all outdoor' lifestyle. See ya bitch.

Posted by: shank at June 29, 2005 09:01 AM

A cat is a creature that is willing to enter into any relationship in order to abuse it.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 1, 2005 09:36 AM

Shank-

For God's sakes get that poor puky cat some hairball prevention and treatment meds! (It is cheap)

Posted by: Uber at July 1, 2005 11:39 AM

We've tried that. Also tried this stuff called kitty grass from the pet store but that made it worse. I think she did it just to spite me.

Posted by: shank at July 1, 2005 12:06 PM

Nan Porter is wrong. Cats can talk, they just choose not too.

The place a cat vomits is in direct proportion to how much you spent on it except when its in your shoe. Then you know you pissed them off somehow, but they won't talk to you and tell you what you did.

Posted by: Azygos at July 2, 2005 09:37 PM


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