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August 17, 2005

On The Plus Side, My Skin Looks *Fabulous*

Physical exertion in the summer heat killed my appetite for food, and increased my appetite for ice cold, nasty-ass Iowa City area water. I've been drinking gallons of it, and it has had a negative side effect that I will not mention in polite company.

Anyway, I have internet access and a refrigerator full of alcohol. Bring on the school year!

Posted by Jennifer at August 17, 2005 01:28 PM | TrackBack
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Here are some ways to say it in polite company, just for future reference:
"It sounds like someone's dumping a buckets of chowder in the toilet bowl."
"I could've shit through a screen door."
"I'm pissing out my ass."

Glad you're back online Jen, the office was feeling a little claustrophobic.

Posted by: shank at August 17, 2005 01:45 PM

Polite company?

You'll have to point them out.

Posted by: Wolf at August 18, 2005 06:50 AM

Yeah really.
Remember that guy 'Paul' that used to come around all the time? He was quite possibly the most civilized commenter you ever had, and even he went into graphic detail about such events.

Posted by: shank at August 18, 2005 07:39 AM

Spring runoff season is when Iowa City water really gets bad, especially on campus. Take a shower and the extra chlorine will bubble out and get you.

Posted by: triticale at August 18, 2005 07:41 AM

hey you can always throw a beer my way ,you know. i'd certainly appreciate it.

Posted by: john at August 20, 2005 07:33 AM


Jew