August 31, 2005
I'm Like C3PO!
(I didn't know I had it in me.)
When the TA defined differential net reproductive success, he defined it as the number of offspring you have.
Puzzled, I raised my hand, "I thought it was the number of offspring you raised to reproductive age?"
That's right. He's my bitch.
He asked if I'd taken a Biology class already. I wanted to say, "No, but I paid 100 bucks for the f*cking book, so I'm reading it. Why don't you?"
Just kidding. He's pretty cool. But you better believe I'm reading every overpriced page in that damned book.
Posted by Jennifer at August 31, 2005 09:53 PM | TrackBackWhat does that sucker average out to, per page?
Posted by: Jim at September 1, 2005 04:28 AMIf you had actually said that I would have divorced my wife and carried you away, to feed you fresh fruit and drink goblets of wine.
Posted by: Paul at September 1, 2005 06:42 AMWho's the brash one now, hoss?
And Jen, a dangling "...bitch." on the end of that one would have been sublime dear.
Posted by: shank at September 1, 2005 06:59 AM20 cents a page, Jim.
Tempting, Paul, but let me know what I have to say for cash.
Shank...the "bitch" would not have worked so well in that context. Answering, "I read the book, bitch" would be much better.
Posted by: Jennifer at September 1, 2005 05:37 PM
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