For The Record

I am not skipping class. I am not going to be playing Tomb Raider momentarily. I am very, very ill. It's a terrible thing. Some sort of bug. Yes, some sort of bug. Nasty little thing. I hope you don't catch it by being here. It's that contagious, I'm sure. The best thing to do is to stay home and not spread the bug around. Not playing video games, mind you, but lying in bed, in agony. Yep, that's me. In bed. In agony.