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September 26, 2005

Overheard

Girl goes to sit down at end of row, 3 seats away from only other occupant in the row...

Already-Seated Girl: Actually, I'm saving these seats.

Nearly-Seated Girl: You need all these seats?

Already-Seated Girl: (looks at all the empty seats on the other side of her) Umm, I guess not.

And for the record, only one of the Already-Seated Girl's friends even showed up for lecture.

Posted by Jennifer at September 26, 2005 12:02 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Those girls don't have any tenacity. If I really wanted it, I would have challenged the advancing party to some kind of competition.

Posted by: shank at September 26, 2005 12:12 PM

like a joust or something...

Posted by: Daniel at September 26, 2005 12:44 PM

Or maybe even a Festivus-style 'Feat of Strength'.

Posted by: shank at September 26, 2005 12:50 PM

You fools. Mud wrestling. Or Jello wrestling. Or vegetable oil wrestling.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 26, 2005 01:02 PM

I was thinking something with a crossbow... maybe Jell-O Crossbow???

Posted by: Daniel at September 26, 2005 02:14 PM

These are cute, blonde, 18-year-old girls. And you suggest crossbows? Jousting?

I give up on you.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 26, 2005 02:19 PM

The thing is Jen, for these girls, I'd imagine that jello sports are pretty run of the mill. It's probably not a challenege for them considering one of 'em probably holds the title for quickest pin in their local 'media wrestling' league.

Besides, if I wanted to see little girls pulling eachother's hair and trading slaps, I'd just turn on 'Hannity and Combs'.

Posted by: shank at September 26, 2005 04:19 PM


Jew