September 29, 2005

Nothingness and Tips on Dealing With Looney Girls

First order of business: I posted nothing today (double-checks). Yes, nothing today, and I am still going to have 400 visitors. This tells me one of two things: either I don't need to blog regularly OR Google is my friend.

Second order of business: I can't speak for all women, nor would I say I'm speaking for a majority of women, but I can give you a tiny insight that may be useful when dealing with some women.

And the need to share this came to me as I was watching Goodfellas tonight, so you know it's good. (Why, I don't know. It just seems like it would be.) (And have I mentioned lately that I love Ray Liotta? Oh yeah.)

Okay, here it is: if you are the kind of guy who has a hard time letting your woman know she's loved (or even liked), then if she doesn't dump you, she may act out. She'll be a pain in the ass. In order to prove that you love/like her.

How does her being a pain in the ass prove that you love her, you ask? Because you'll put up with her even though she is a pain in the ass. She knows she's a pain in the ass, but she may not know why. Now everybody knows.

Goodnight.

Posted by Jennifer at September 29, 2005 11:15 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Are you confessing to being a pain in the ass? Because I totally believe it.

Posted by: Victor at September 30, 2005 07:08 AM

Second that motion. Move to committee?

Posted by: shank at September 30, 2005 10:18 AM

I'm a PITA, but I'm worth it. Bitch.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 30, 2005 03:30 PM


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