October 19, 2005
Infiltrators!
Met a Coe College student this evening. He was sneaking into the UI library to make use of our fine research materials (or to hit on girls). I can only assume by this that Coe has a subpar library facility, despite being a snooty private college and all:
Coe College is a selective, private, nationally-recognized four-year coeducational liberal arts institution providing superior educational experiences for students since 1851.
Well, la di da. The University of Iowa got a 4-year head start. And according to the young lad I met, has "hotter girls".
Posted by Jennifer at October 19, 2005 12:31 AM | TrackBackDon't make me come down there...
Posted by: Paul at October 19, 2005 08:05 AMAnd come to think of it, I'd like to be kept appraised of your schedule and activities. I'd like you to be home before midnight, and I'm afraid dating is off limits.
After all, college should not be some wild party scene. It's to be treated with respect and dignity. And chastity.
I needn't tell you that young ladies should be suspect of armorous advances.
Posted by: Paul at October 19, 2005 08:10 AM
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