February 02, 2006

Good News/Bad News

The bad news is Heather Locklear has filed for divorce.

The good news is Richie Sambora is available again.

And, you know, Heather is too, but I'm less interested in that.

Posted by Jennifer at February 2, 2006 09:50 PM | TrackBack

I'd be interested, but I'd be afraid of botox poising by association.

Posted by: Kin at February 5, 2006 06:24 AM

I once felt her up. It was about fifteen years ago and she smiled at me like I was welcome to do it again, so I did. She's a cool lady.

Posted by: Paul at February 8, 2006 11:48 AM

Ok Paul once again you prove your ultra-coolness. I mean... Heather Locklear? DAMN man.

All Hail Paul!
All Hail Paul!

(or is that idolatry)

Posted by: Oorgo at February 8, 2006 01:18 PM