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I won!

A Dead Pool caption contest. Can you believe it? Judged by Laurence Simon and everything.

I don't even have a speech prepared. I'd like to thank Laurence for seating me relatively near Hal Horn in the alphabetical roster list. (Even though Hal Horn will shrug his shoulders, wondering who I am.) I'd also like to thank sarahk for semi-live-blogging the Oscars so I'd know something to spoof in this speech, because I'm not watching them. Of course, I have to thank Britney Spears, because I couldn't have done it without you, Britney! And finally, I'd like to thank Laurence again, for picking me. (Even though he will shrug his shoulders, wondering who I am.) Thank you all for your support!