There seems to be some general malaise up in here--I'm feeling rather malaisey, myself--and Lyrical Pursuit is not getting the participation it should. I mean, here it is with half the month gone and the score is 5 to 5? What is that? I don't think you all appreciate what is at stake here.
What is at stake here is a prize. Not just a Slinky or some Hawkeye crap, either, but something so much better. Something so much...cheesier. Just in time for D-Day, the May prize winner will get this:
Yes, it is a Beanie Baby. But not just any Beanie Baby: it is "Hero" the Beanie Baby.
Now get in there and play to win, people! Hero wants to come live with you and sit on your desk as a proud little trophy. Yes, he does. And you want that, too.