War! Rename Frank J Poll Closed

The poll is closed, and here are the results:
Name your favorite new nickname for Frank J.:

InstaWannabe=1
Wang=4
Frnak=8
Cornelius J=2
Pink Frank=5
Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard=3
FrankenWhiner=3
Oven Stuffer Kitty Roaster=2
Ethel=9
Bonzo=2

So...Frank J.'s new nickname is "Ethel." This was one of my favorites, just because it's so silly. It still makes me giggle. I am what you might call "easily amused."

"Frnak" came very close, but I'm glad it didn't win because it's not really new. Plus Frank calls himself that. So it's not as fun. Sorry, Susie.

Remember, just because I can't call Frank a monkey doesn't mean you have to stop. Also, feel free to use any of the above nicknames...because it's not so much who won or lost--it's annoying Frank that is important. (And I think I'll use a version of FrankenWhiner in the future. FrankenBlogger! Argh! Run!)

Posted by Jennifer at August 27, 2003 06:58 AM