December 03, 2003

Presidential Fun Fact of the Day

I made it through the Presidential Quotes, but will throw out a few more election-type quotes to finish the rest of this week. Next week will start a new presidential "theme."

This is more of an almost-presidential quote...from the most recent loser, Al Gore: Al Gore's Top Ten Rejected Campaign Slogans (via his September 14, 2000 appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman).

10. Vote for me or I'll come to your home and explain my 191-page economic plan to you in excruciating detail.

9. Remember, America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it away. Think about it.

8. Your vote automatically enters you in a drawing for the $123 billion surplus.

7. With Lieberman on the ticket, you get all kinds of fun new days off. Vote for us, we're going to work 24/6.

6. We know when the microphone is on.

5. Vote for me and I will take whatever steps are necessary to outlaw the term "Whazzzup."

4. Gore-Lieberman: You don't have to worry about pork-barrel politics.

3. You'll thank us in four years when the escalator to the moon is finished.

2. If I can handle Letterman, I can handle Saddam Hussein.

1. I'll be twice as cool as that president guy in the West Wing.

Posted by Jennifer at December 3, 2003 12:00 AM

Comments

So what's the next topic going to be?

Posted by: Pete at December 3, 2003 10:36 AM

If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise.

Posted by: Jennifer at December 3, 2003 10:41 AM

Well that stinks but I suppose this is a better answer than "if I told you I'd have to kill you"

Posted by: Pete at December 3, 2003 12:24 PM


Jew