February 17, 2004

Quote of Day

Yesterday we talked male parts. Now it's time for female parts.

When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks about is the condition of her uterus.

-Clare Boothe Luce

The only people any good at cunnilingus are didgeridoo players because they can do circular breathing, which means they can go down on you for about six years. And that's how long it takes.

-Jenny Eclair

Posted by Jennifer at February 17, 2004 03:49 PM


Methinks Ms.Eclair has not not benefited from the attentions of a cunnilinguist. Or maybe she's just frigid? "6 years" tends to make me think she's got a hangup somewhere that's preventing her from getting into the moment.

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2004 08:22 AM

Being a didgeridoo player I'm confused about that quote. Does she imply that cunnilingus involves constant airflow into the vagina? Um, isn't that supposed to be dangerous or something? As for me, I just breathe through my nose when I'm doing it....

Posted by: Nevada at February 19, 2004 02:14 PM

Actually, yes, it is dangerous. I didn't take the quote literally, but thanks for pointing it out. :-)

Posted by: Jennifer at February 19, 2004 02:28 PM

Are you the aforementioned Ms Eclair?

Posted by: Kevin at February 21, 2004 06:37 PM

No, I don't care to be called "Jenny" for starters. ;-)

Posted by: Jennifer at February 23, 2004 09:29 AM

You've never complained when I call you Jenny...and anyone who needs 6 years to enjoy said aformentioned activity obviously is suffering from a dearth of practiced practitioners or is a man.

Posted by: Kin at August 29, 2004 06:13 AM