June 23, 2004
For Victor
Per Victor's request, an update on the tuna...
7:55 a.m.: CW rushes into my office and asks if she should tell our boss what she did. Jen stares blankly before realizing she means the tuna.
8:30 a.m.: CW informs Jen the office doesn't smell yet.
9:45 a.m.: CW complains that the office still doesn't smell. Jen tells her to stop acting so suspicious.
Lunchtime: Boss tells Jen she's surprised the chair-lowering co-worker hasn't heard about the tuna since CW is telling everyone about it.
2:30 p.m.: CW wonders why the chair-lowering co-worker has been so quiet today. Jen stifles the urge to tell her it's because CW won't shut the hell up about the chair incident.
3:30 p.m.: CW is still finding new people who haven't heard about the chair incident.
Posted by Jennifer at June 23, 2004 03:50 PMYou did tell her to OPEN the can of tuna, right?
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2004 06:58 PMMy thoughts exactly, Jim.
Posted by: Victor at June 24, 2004 06:53 AMHmm. Well, I did say she needed to find a can opener, and she asked if she should keep the water in or drain it.
I better check.
Posted by: Jennifer at June 24, 2004 08:00 AMAfter interrogation, she confessed to draining the water after I told her to leave it in. She was worried it would slop out if the can was jostled.
Plan B being formulated.
Posted by: Jennifer at June 24, 2004 01:05 PM*sigh*
Posted by: Victor at June 24, 2004 02:07 PM
Jew