September 24, 2004

Quote of the Day

"We do not need to burn down the house to kill the rats."

-Herbert Hoover

Posted by Jennifer at September 24, 2004 06:00 AM


WHAT! OUTRAGE! What kind of a HEARTLESS, WIFE-BEATING, DRUNKEN ALCHOLIC OF A FORMER PRESIDENT would want to KILL RATS! What a JERK! I'm tellin' ya, if this so-called HERBERT HOOVER tried to kill my rats, I'd give him WHAT FER, you bet!

Good thing *I* didn't vote for him!

Posted by: Victor at September 24, 2004 08:00 AM

You've never seen my house, or the size of the mess... er... rats.

Posted by: Oorgo at September 24, 2004 11:58 AM

It was done for the insurance money. Killing the rats was just a fringe benefit.

Posted by: triticale at October 3, 2004 11:40 PM