April 02, 2005

Ten Statements

One is untrue. You guess which one.

1. I have never found a single lipstick shade I was 100% satisfied with.
2. I can read Egyptian hieroglyphs.
3. I have never read Moby Dick.
4. I've been hit on by Kato Kaelin.
5. Without a planner, I probably can't remember what I'm doing tonight.
6. I've kissed an unrelated female on the lips.
7. I have arthritis in my hands and feet.
8. I've read Great Expectations several times, but not in the last 15 years.
9. I've taught dozens of small, impressionable children how to sing "100 Bottles of Beer".
10. I despise small talk with every fiber of my being.

(I'll reveal which one is false on Tuesday.)

Posted by Jennifer at April 2, 2005 04:33 PM
Comments

I'm guessin' number five. I suspect you're one of those people who never forget nothin'.

Posted by: Victor at April 2, 2005 04:50 PM

number 3. everybody's read Moby Dick. and then they use it to level the kitchen table.

Posted by: prairie biker at April 2, 2005 07:28 PM

4

Posted by: pylorns at April 3, 2005 09:46 AM

I was gonna say #4, but since pylorns beat me to it, I'll guess #8. I'll bet you're reading Great Expectations right now!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at April 3, 2005 12:02 PM

I guess #1

Posted by: Holly at April 3, 2005 12:07 PM

I think 9 is true for sure, But I think 4 is not.

Posted by: runemonger at April 3, 2005 05:58 PM

Gotta be the hyroglyphics. I mean, really. Everybody knows cunieform is all the rage.

Posted by: Paul at April 4, 2005 07:29 AM

I'm going to say #4. Kato just doesn't have such great taste in women.

Posted by: Jim at April 4, 2005 10:59 AM

I think it's #10 you love small talk... you know you do... why else would you blog?

Posted by: Oorgo at April 4, 2005 12:10 PM

#4 Kato's gay.

Posted by: Blackfive at April 4, 2005 04:07 PM


Jew