October 25, 2005
On the Down Low
Do you love to hear the exciting tales of college life? Do you get online every morning just to see if I have a boyfriend yet? Do you live for my dazzling insight in the "Free Advice" quasi-series?
If you do, you must send me an e-mail to let me know.
If you don't send an e-mail, you will not hear another single solitary thing about my personal life.
You think I am kidding. I am not.
***UPDATE: To clarify, this is not meant to exclude anybody from my posts (except those who may find my posts by searching on my name)...it's also not a poll or a way to get a list of my stalkers or anything like that. I just want to be able to give the super-secret information to those who want it without giving it up to the entire Googling public. If I've filed a restraining order or recently told you to jump off a cliff, you are still eligible for the 411 if you want it. (Subject to applicable laws in the case of the restraining orders.)
Posted by Jennifer at October 25, 2005 11:41 AM | TrackBackWe love hearing about your personal life Jen, it fills the empty space that is our shut-in existence.
Posted by: Oorgo at October 25, 2005 12:33 PMI'd email you, but you'd have to promise rapid response, so that I would stay entertained. There's nothing worse than someone saying "Email me!" and then you email them and it's like you sent an email into a blackhole. Besides, if you were a rapid responder, then we could play games like 'Murder, Marry, Fuck' and stuff. Those always help speed up the day.
Posted by: shank at October 25, 2005 01:44 PMPresuming that you receive comments via email, I'll bet this counts! :D
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 25, 2005 09:23 PMAnd if not...
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 25, 2005 09:24 PMhmmm...
Posted by: pylorns at October 26, 2005 07:36 AMDoes it count that I check my mail every day to see if you've sent me any of your hot-jock cast-offs? I'm not too good for your sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Trey Givens at October 26, 2005 07:54 AMTrey, I think that would be more like hot-jock used kleenex. While I think Jen would enjoy being with a hot jock as much as you would (if not more than), sooner or later she'd want to have a conversation. That's the point at which you move in.
Posted by: Victor at October 26, 2005 08:04 AMI have to confess, I'm more intrigued by hot jock sloppy seconds with bags over their faces to keep them from speaking than I am by Google's ad to the left there. I'm afraid to ask: is anyone here heeding the call to be a Catholic monk, nun, or priet? You'll have to take a test, too, punk.
Posted by: sis at October 26, 2005 12:38 PMSince when did you get a personal life?
Posted by: Pete at October 26, 2005 03:00 PMand you promised not to tell about the restraining order....
Posted by: Pete at October 26, 2005 03:01 PMhi...i saw you weblog today...! i m an iranian &have a simple weblog . ...very nice to see you there...im waiting you...
Posted by: jey-biss at October 26, 2005 09:48 PMI'm waiting you too baby. How we get some naked dance, and then maybe Value Meal at McDonalds. Okie Dokie.
Posted by: shank at October 26, 2005 11:15 PMI just threw up in my mouth because of the mention of a soggy hanky.
Besides, sooner or later, I'll want to have a conversation, too, and then I'll dump the jock and go out with Jen.
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In a completely different direction, Jen are you telling us by bringing up the topic and asking us to ask for updates that you do, in fact, have a boyfriend now?
Are you psyching me out? I think I've been pysched out.
Posted by: Trey Givens at October 28, 2005 08:00 AMSo does this mean that you'll still be posting History, but for Stuff we have to sign up for a mailing list?
Posted by: Susie at October 29, 2005 05:57 AM
Jew