October 25, 2005

On the Down Low

Do you love to hear the exciting tales of college life? Do you get online every morning just to see if I have a boyfriend yet? Do you live for my dazzling insight in the "Free Advice" quasi-series?

If you do, you must send me an e-mail to let me know.

If you don't send an e-mail, you will not hear another single solitary thing about my personal life.

You think I am kidding. I am not.

***UPDATE: To clarify, this is not meant to exclude anybody from my posts (except those who may find my posts by searching on my name)...it's also not a poll or a way to get a list of my stalkers or anything like that. I just want to be able to give the super-secret information to those who want it without giving it up to the entire Googling public. If I've filed a restraining order or recently told you to jump off a cliff, you are still eligible for the 411 if you want it. (Subject to applicable laws in the case of the restraining orders.)

Posted by Jennifer at October 25, 2005 11:41 AM | TrackBack

We love hearing about your personal life Jen, it fills the empty space that is our shut-in existence.

Posted by: Oorgo at October 25, 2005 12:33 PM

I'd email you, but you'd have to promise rapid response, so that I would stay entertained. There's nothing worse than someone saying "Email me!" and then you email them and it's like you sent an email into a blackhole. Besides, if you were a rapid responder, then we could play games like 'Murder, Marry, Fuck' and stuff. Those always help speed up the day.

Posted by: shank at October 25, 2005 01:44 PM

Presuming that you receive comments via email, I'll bet this counts! :D

Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 25, 2005 09:23 PM

And if not...

Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 25, 2005 09:24 PM


Posted by: pylorns at October 26, 2005 07:36 AM

Does it count that I check my mail every day to see if you've sent me any of your hot-jock cast-offs? I'm not too good for your sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Trey Givens at October 26, 2005 07:54 AM

Trey, I think that would be more like hot-jock used kleenex. While I think Jen would enjoy being with a hot jock as much as you would (if not more than), sooner or later she'd want to have a conversation. That's the point at which you move in.

Posted by: Victor at October 26, 2005 08:04 AM

I have to confess, I'm more intrigued by hot jock sloppy seconds with bags over their faces to keep them from speaking than I am by Google's ad to the left there. I'm afraid to ask: is anyone here heeding the call to be a Catholic monk, nun, or priet? You'll have to take a test, too, punk.

Posted by: sis at October 26, 2005 12:38 PM

Since when did you get a personal life?

Posted by: Pete at October 26, 2005 03:00 PM

and you promised not to tell about the restraining order....

Posted by: Pete at October 26, 2005 03:01 PM

hi...i saw you weblog today...! i m an iranian &have a simple weblog . ...very nice to see you there...im waiting you...

Posted by: jey-biss at October 26, 2005 09:48 PM

I'm waiting you too baby. How we get some naked dance, and then maybe Value Meal at McDonalds. Okie Dokie.

Posted by: shank at October 26, 2005 11:15 PM

I just threw up in my mouth because of the mention of a soggy hanky.

Besides, sooner or later, I'll want to have a conversation, too, and then I'll dump the jock and go out with Jen.

In a completely different direction, Jen are you telling us by bringing up the topic and asking us to ask for updates that you do, in fact, have a boyfriend now?

Are you psyching me out? I think I've been pysched out.

Posted by: Trey Givens at October 28, 2005 08:00 AM

So does this mean that you'll still be posting History, but for Stuff we have to sign up for a mailing list?

Posted by: Susie at October 29, 2005 05:57 AM