October 03, 2004

*Free Advice, Part 297

If you're going to make somebody laugh when they're holding a box of stuff, make sure it's not your stuff.

The scene: Jennifer and Sister in a self-storage unit. Sister has climbed over and around a lot of items, looking for a specific box. Jennifer is supervising.

Jennifer: How are you liking that lamp up your butt?

Sister: No kidding. I'm getting sodomized here.

Jennifer: Oh, please. We all know you're all about that ass-action.

Sister: (breaks into hysterics, drops box, yet does not deny she's into ass-play) Don't make me laugh! You made me drop it!

Jennifer: I can't help if I'm funny.

Laughter--it's like kryptonite!

Posted by Jennifer at October 3, 2004 02:02 PM


Neither did you...good to know for future reference

Posted by: Kin at October 10, 2004 05:39 AM